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The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect. Wondering what they would be missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman. Women Joke 13 A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. This is the fourth time this month and I m getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three.

You only get one wish! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete! How much steel! You re going to have to think of another wish. So, I wish that I could understand women.

I want to know how they feel inside and what they re thinking when they give me the silent treatment. I want to figure out why they re crying, know what they really want when they say.

Women Joke 14 On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of the plane.

No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. This tall, tanned and built guy with jet black eyes starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one move s. As this man approaches, the woman begins to get excited. He removes his shirt. Women Joke 19 Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind. Women Joke 20 Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Officer : Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Officer : Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer : You what? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up.

Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer2: Is this your car, ma'am? Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer2 : Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. More jokes about: age , cop , death , driving , women. A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back. Please keep your photo and return the others. More jokes about: military , women. More jokes about: death , military.

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. More jokes about: marriage , men , women. Q: Why did God give men penises? A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up Q: Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips?

A: Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.

Q: Why is life like a penis? A: Women make it hard! A: A bitch who thinks she knows everything Q: What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator? A: A refrigerator doesn't moan when you put meat in it Q: What book do women like the most? A: Their husband's checkbook! Female Viagra has been around for years Always love a woman for her personality. She has ten you can choose from. Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay? If you enjoyed this page, you may also like: Jokes About Men!

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